Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise
Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.
that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
April 2014: Horrorscopes for thefreshzine
looking at friend art like
having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
put it… put it on your dick…
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
"Maybe if you went to sleep earlier you wouldn’t be so-"